Friday, October 18, 2013

Confessions of a Hollywood Celeb By Bobby Crimson Mustang You fine folks reading this article know that Bobby Crimson Mustang is not my real name, but if I were to use my actual nom de plume, I may distract you from my words of wisdom with the fact that I, a much-knowing Hollywood beacon, am taking time to compose this article for your own edification, so that you, too, can be as clever as I. To tell you frankly, I am perplexed trying to understand all these conservatives who continue to malign our magnificent and wonderful president. They claim it is not him, but his policies with which they so strongly disagree. But who can really believe that? It must be racism, only the right-wingers don’t even know it!!! That is one of the many things wrong with the conservative movement. They refuse to recognize their bigotries and biases. The liberal-minded progressives, on the other hand, are above such prejudicial dispositions. Being liberal means not holding against a man or woman his/her skin color. Or religion. Or status. Or income level, except, of course, unless the person is a filthy, greedy capitalist who has managed to make a business of his own by exploiting his drones. Truly, those kind of people did not build it on their own, but they are too smug to acknowledge that, too full of themselves to recognize that obvious fact. How, you may wonder, is it that we of the liberal mindset, especially many of us here in Hollywood, can rise above some of those unfortunate natural human traits, such as bigotry? To be blunt, how, you are probably asking yourselves, is it possible for us to be so much better than everyone else? I will explain. The answer may shock you. You see, I, too, like the conservatives, am a racist. But we liberals are not racists like conservatives. I like to call us positive racists. We instead are as pure as the driven white snow before acid rain and pollution and global warming messed up our delicately balanced ecology. (It is up to us liberals to once again help Mother Earth regain her harmony, but it takes so much effort due to the evil Republicans who wish to dirty our rivers and foul the very air we breathe- But, that is another story. I don’t want to get distracted. We all know the levels to which the Republicans will sink, just to oppress minorities, by trying to deny them the right of free healthcare, or requiring them to get photo id’s for voting!) What makes us liberals so much better is that we compensate for any racist feelings we may experience by giving the members of minority races a blank check, if you will, so that no matter what the minority says, it must be true, because he/she said it, and he/she is a minority, so we must accept it. In the case of President Obama, since he is a black African-American, we liberals support him with double our usual effort to support a Socialist. And, when we support him in this way, we are also making up for the misdeeds of our unenlightened forefathers, who had practiced many ways to “keep the non-white skinned man in his place”, with any and every means available, including slavery. Some, like the Republicans, as our very astute Vice President Biden observed, want to put them back into chains again! So, now you know our secret on how to be better than you. We like to do what some people call reverse discrimination. If Pres. Obama said it, we must insist he is correct, because the ruling class, which is white, is infected with an insidious evil inside, an evil born in white people, a part of their genetic structure, and emphasized in white MEN. We liberals beat down that bigotry and deny it by siding with whatever the President will say, no matter how much sense it makes, or maybe not makes, depending on the case. Furthermore, we also recognize that all those mean white talk show hosts, who constantly criticize everything he does, should not be listened to, because, if they were like us, they would not pay attention to his policies, and instead would be doing some serious soul-searching to ask why they are paying attention to his politics. I propose it is because they are bigots, and therefore refuse to give him a free pass no matter what he does, which he deserves a free pass, since he is, after all, a minority. At least the white main stream news reporting is avant-garde and get it right, and they do this despite being handicapped by so many white men who run the news outlets. One last note: Even though I am a rich white man of privilege, I know what I am taking about anyway. I have made much progress in my karma due to my whiteness. I want you to know, I have learned to live guilt-free and enjoy my wealth, and to even recognize that I deserve it, thanks to my therapist. She brought me to a breakthrough by showing me that outside I am a rich white heterosexual, but inside I am really a Chinese lesbian.

Monday, December 7, 2009

Climategate

Well, it's certainly been a long time since I posted. However, I think the scandal of Climategate has vindicated the naysayers with regards to global warming. Give it up, guys- Find some other excuse to try and put the whole world under the authority of the few elite. Sheeple, don't be fooled by the so-called leaders.

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Climate Change Foolery

I found this article on a website I follow. It comes from Climate Realists.

EDITORIAL MARC MORANO
All Hail the Planet! 'Immorality of climate-change denial': NYT's Krugman accuses Congressmen who voted against climate bill of 'treason against the planet!'
Monday, June 29th 2009, 11:35 AM EDT
Co2sceptic (Site Admin)
New York Times Columnist Paul Krugman has charged that Congressmen who do not subscribe to his view of a man-made global warming "crisis" are guilty of "treason against the planet." Krugman also rebuked the "irresponsibility and immorality of climate-change denial." The House of Representatives narrowly passed the climate bill last week. "As I watched the deniers make their arguments, I couldn't help thinking that I was watching a form of treason — treason against the planet," Krugman wrote in the New York Times on June 28, 2009. [Editor's Note: Nice smear Mr. Krugman. Your use of the term "denier" has an intentional "Holocaust Denial" connotation to it. See: Professor Roger Pielke, Jr.: 'The phrase 'climate change denier' is meant to be evocative of the phrase 'holocaust denier' ] "We're facing a clear and present danger to our way of life, perhaps even to civilization itself. How can anyone justify failing to act?" Krugman explained.

There's lots more of the article. If you want to see it all, it's at

http://climaterealists.com/index.php?id=3655

Incredible. These people who are preaching climate change and global warming are hysterical and panic-stricken. Or are they really? Is this an act? I am sure many really do drink the kool-ade, but these folks can't all be so gullible. Why, then, do they get so upset when someone tells them the emporer has no clothes? Are some of these folks so invested in green technology stocks, or is it a terrible blow to the ego, to realize how naive they have been. I am doubtful of man-made climate change. I guess it could be possible. However, why try to shut up anyone who wants to discuss the matter? No, Al Gore, the debate is not over. And if Mr. Gore is so scared of the climate change, why does he, if the reports are true, leave his car running and the ac going while he is not even in the car, but giving lectures instead.

Saturday, April 25, 2009

It's Official!!

Yup, I now have my own little corner on the internet. But now what to post on this blog? I always thought there should have been another movie bringing the movie Battle for the Planet of the Apes up to the time of the first movie, so maybe I will post the unofficial story about how I think it should have gone. Or maybe I will instead explain how to solve the Mideast problems... Oh, which should I write about first? Decisions, decisions. I have to make this fast tonight; the old laptop is acting up again, for some reason severing my isp connection. I can get more work done in the library, on the pc there.
drk